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This garment-dyed crewneck wears the bold stacked words 'ASK ME ABOUT MY NAP SCHEDULE' across the chest like a patch you'd proudly earn after mastering the art of doing nothing. The clean black lettering on a soft, lived-in fabric feels like a cozy inside joke between you and your couch. Perfect for lazy Sunday mornings, running errands when you'd rather be under a blanket, or gifting to that one friend who treats naps as a lifestyle. Pull it on for slow coffee rituals, weekend hangs, or your next intentional do-nothing day.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Ask Me About My Nap Schedule Sweatshirt, Funny Embroidered Crewneck, Nap Lover Gift, Cozy Minimalist Sweatshirt for Tired Adults
$39.99