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A soft, garment-dyed crewneck that hugs you like your favorite excuse to leave a party early. Bold stacked gradient letters march down the chest in pink, yellow, teal, green and coral, spelling out the painfully relatable confession every sensitive-eared introvert knows by heart. It feels like a cozy inside joke you get to wear in public, part comfort, part warning label. Throw it on for family dinners you'd rather skip, gift it to the friend who flees noisy chewing, or just wear it curled up on the couch avoiding everyone.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Came I Saw I Heard You Chewing I Left Sweatshirt, Funny Misophonia Crewneck, Sarcastic Introvert Gift Sweatshirt
$39.99