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Picture bold retro lettering stacked clean and confident, 'MOM' towering above the punchline 'UNPAID NEGOTIATOR' with two tiny speech bubbles facing off like a silent standoff. The muted coral, ochre and dusty teal palette gives it a worn vintage charm against crisp charcoal type, like a label pulled from an old diner sign. This one's perfect for the mom who settles sibling disputes before breakfast and never gets a paycheck for it. Grab it as a Mother's Day gift, a birthday surprise, or just because she deserves a shirt that says what she's thinking at the dinner table negotiation table every single night. Soft, heavyweight and built for comfort, it's a tee she'll actually want to live in while she works her unpaid shift.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) for soft color and texture
- Tubular, no side-seam construction for a clean, durable fit
- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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$24.99