Remote Worker Sweatshirt, Professionally Near The Snacks, Funny Work From Home Gift, Sarcastic Office Crewneck, Coworker Christmas Gift, WF…
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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Picture a tiny closed laptop sitting next to a single cookie, drawn in delicate pen lines with just enough charm to make anyone who's ever snacked through a Zoom call smile. Above them, the deadpan text reads 'Professionally Near The Snacks' — a quiet confession every remote worker knows too well. The muted coral, ochre and dusty teal palette feels calm and cozy, like the inside of a home office that's seen one too many meetings. This sweatshirt makes a perfect gift for the coworker who mutes themselves to open a bag of chips, a cheeky Secret Santa pick for the office, or a cozy throw-on for anyone proudly working in their pajama pants. It's the kind of design that turns a mundane WFH routine into something worth laughing about.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Remote Worker Sweatshirt, Professionally Near The Snacks, Funny Work From Home Gift, Sarcastic Office Crewneck, Coworker Christmas Gift, WF…
$39.99